“If you love Tesco, this is a Tesco you will love. If you don’t like tannoy music especially someone bemoaning that their lover has run of with their best friend Do not visit, however if on the other hand you love noisy tannoy repetitive Muzak this is definitely the place for you. But, more than all this, if you go for the twelve forty five; ten to one you’ll miss it!”
“If you love Tesco, this is a Tesco you will love. If you don’t like tannoy music especially someone bemoaning that their lover has run of with their best friend Do not visit, however if on the other hand you love noisy tannoy repetitive Muzak this is definitely the place for you. But, more than all this, if you go for the twelve forty five; ten to one you’ll miss it!”