December 2023 by H L
Why don't you answer your phones.....
August 2023 by Anon.Anon. Anon.
I hate to do this, because service was friendly and the prices were cheap, but the food here was the worst fast food I have ever tasted. There's just no excuse to serve that rubbish to the public.The tiny, rubbery fish covered in thick hard batter, had obviously been battered previously and then been sitting for a long, long time.I believe it was then thrown back in to the oil to heat it up. I'm not sure about the long thread like things inside it, possibly worms?The taco, cheesy chip had oil lying at the bottom of the foil container, a heart attack inducing mess.It was honestly so bad, that the whole lot ended up in the bin.The only other customers in the place were two drunk men and a woman in her dressing gown. That sort of says it all.Sorry Sergio, this is not acceptable.
July 2023 by Ab C
Stick to the kebabs.. Cause ya obviously can't cook pizza spaghetti head..
July 2023 by L Heaney
Best chips in town. Pizza exxxcelent
June 2023 by Paul Meehan
Best Chips in Northern Ireland chicken fillets were Beautiful and the cheapest I've come across in years. Highly recommended ?
June 2023 by DOCO
i was told on entry i had to remove my shoes or i wouldnt be allowed in. after i refused to remove my guddys fabio aka the man working the threatend to "KNCOK MY BALLIX IN" i ran away with haste. worst restaraunt experience ever
May 2023 by Declan Doyle
Good food. Can be very busy. But worth the wait
April 2023 by Sean Connolly (East Coast Coaches)
Always great for food. Best chips in town. Can be a bit of wait sometimes but always worth it!
January 2023 by Shauna Devlin
Terrible.. portion size was rotten.. wouldn't of gave it to my pet dog. Lost a few customers. Won't be ordering from here again.
January 2023 by Darren Duffy
Absolutely terrible service and very disappointed with my order gave the wrong order then gave me the food and was rotten
January 2023 by xin thunder
Lovely Pizza straight from the traditional wood fire oven~ the service is so so, but still highly recommended for any pizza lovers visiting Newry
December 2022 by paddy duffy
Food used to be great here but it's gone to the dogs since the big pizza maker fella left. Very hit and miss now. You don't know what your going to get to be honest
December 2022 by Micheal Myles
Worst place about this place is a joke we ordered a pizza it was not good at all it was burnt very uneven cuts and it was just a big no no. The garlic chip took 50 odd minutes to make an when he did he was being very cheeky an put the cheese on with his dirty hands.he?s not that nice of a lad to talk to as he was giving my friend a lot of abuse do not recommend this place at all.
December 2022 by Shea Mcmahon
My friends and I got food recently and we will not be back in a rush because I got a garlic cheese chip and the owner handled the cheese with his dirty bare hands I?ll probably get a disease nowMy friend ordered a pizza and the crust was burntWe were extremely dissapointedIt?s also the slowest takeaway I?ve been toThis take away need to be shut down
December 2022 by Francis Massey
The slowest service I ever experienced. There was an old man taking orders and he could not speak good English or hr was drunk.I just wanted a burger with onions ketchup and a single Battered sausage. After asking me three more times what I wanted he placed, after 35 minutes a burger on counter. I said did you put ketchup on it and he mumbled to girl cooking and she had to come do that. I said is sausage there? He mumbled again to the girl. I saw him put something in fryer. I said you know I ordered Battered sausage. Ooh I can change that. A other twelve minutes at least and he handed me a bag. When I got to car there was about quarter tea spoon of ketchup and about same quantity of onion and sausages were plain and two of them and no ketchup. So almost 50 minutes I waited. Two men who came after me waited an hour and one young guy who only wanted a can of Fanta waited 15 minutes. The food was actually not bad but service the worst. Never again will I darken their doors.Parking: On street.
