Gas Stations in Dunfermline, Scotland

“Car needed fuel, so popped into Tesco and did not have to wait to get a pump and it was reasonably priced. I was met by a friendly smile from the member of staff so no complaints.”

“Friendly and helpful staff.Opens 24 hrs with a Post Office located inside which is open late until 10pm. This is very handy for people needing to post/drop off parcels & use other services if can't get to ones that close earlier!Sells coffee, newspapers, sweets, drinks, car accessories, vape products, gloves & hats, cigarettes- which I'm told are reasonably priced compared to other 24 HR garages.Of course sells fuel, and has a red diesel pump too I'm sure it is.The only slight downside is it's not the cheapest station for fuel. But the benefit of being 24 HR manned station where u can pay by cash as well as card is a bonus, for some esp.And the other services it provides can make up for this a bit.It has a cash machine outside, but it now charges for cash withdrawals.So maybe best if post office is open, to go inside and withdraw any cash u need over the post office counter.It has a separate manned car wash at the left hand side, I am not sure if the details of this tho or times and prices.It has air and I will need to double check the other services u can access as well for accuracy.But all round great place, very handy for later opening hours for post office and 24hr fuel, manned cash and card!”

“Very friendly staff, and I find their fuel prices are cheaper than other BP stations in Fife. Let down by the fact people go there just to do their weekly shop, and thus you're standing waiting for ages for them when all you want to do is pay for your fuel. Should have fuel-only checkout or pay at pump option. Usually 1p cheaper or the same price as the BP at South Queensferry.”

“Prices usually about 1 or 2p per litre cheaper than other BP's. Best thing is there's no M&S so you don't get stuck waiting for people to pay for their weekly shop when all you want to do is pay for your fuel.”

“If you're looking for a fuel station that can fill up your car and tickle your funny bone at the same time, then look no further than Tesco Fuel Station! This place is not just a pit stop for refueling; it's a comedy show disguised as a petrol station.First things first, let's talk about the pumps. As soon as I approached them, they started dancing! I couldn't believe my eyes. I half expected them to start singing and asking me for an autograph. It was like being in a gas station-themed Broadway musical. Bravo, Tesco!Now, let's discuss the staff. They're not your ordinary fuel attendants; they're stand-up comedians in disguise. I asked one of them for directions to the restroom, and instead of simply pointing me in the right direction, he gave me a hilarious monologue about the perils of holding it in. I couldn't stop laughing, and by the time he finished, I forgot I even needed to go!The convenience store attached to the station is a goldmine of comedy. It's like a mini comedy club inside a grocery store. The cashiers are masters of one-liners and quick comebacks. I asked one of them if they had any vegan snacks, and he replied, "Oh, we have a great selection of vegan snacks, but be careful, they might try to convert you into a carrot-eating yogi!" I had to take a moment to compose myself before I could continue shopping.Now, let's talk about the fuel prices. Usually, petrol prices are enough to make you cry, but not at Tesco Fuel Station. They have a special deal where they deduct one pence from the total price for every joke you tell them. I filled up my tank and ended up saving a whopping ten pound, thanks to my brilliant repertoire of dad jokes.But wait, there's more! The air pump at this fuel station is equipped with a laugh meter. The harder you laugh while inflating your tires, the more air you get. It's a win-win situation: you leave with perfectly inflated tires and a giggle-filled soul.In conclusion, Tesco Fuel Station is not your average pit stop. It's a comedy extravaganza that offers fuel for your car and fuel for your funny bone. If you want a refueling experience that leaves you in stitches, head straight to Tesco Fuel Station. Just make sure you're ready to laugh till your cheeks hurt and your gas tank is full of both fuel and laughter!Ps, most of this is a lie, but thanks for reading.”